Monday, August 13, 2007
This could be expensive
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Tuesday, July 03, 2007
So I went to bed at 03:30
Anyway, I'd finished watching Cliffhanger on the TV and went to check my email before going to bed. And shortly thereafter felt slighty nauseous and smelled gas. So I went round the house and checked everything. I hadn't left the oven on or anything. But the smell was still there. And outside. So I rang Transco and we went through the usual palaver. An engineer duly arrived at about 02:30 and found nothing. But the smell had gone. He left a bit after 03:00
We reckoned it was fuel - or something else - dumped by an aircraft.
Still, going to bed at that hour is not fun. I must be getting old...
Monday, July 02, 2007
Thursday, June 14, 2007
Thursday, May 31, 2007
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Pub review: Rose & Crown, Kew
I ordered a pint and a mixed grill - at £13, very expensive - from a very helpful barman and settled to a seat by a window overlooking the green. Earlier in the day it would have been a lovely view.
The pub was very quiet. Too quiet, really, for that time of night.
The food seemed a long time in coming, but I had a newspaper to occupy me, and when it came, I was pleased to see a generous platter. Chips, two sausages, steak, ham steak, two eggs. Tartare sauce was supplied without demur. In a proper pot too, not a little packet. The food was great, except the chef needs to learn that a steak ordered rare is not cooked well done. I was too hungry to complain too much - the steak was still good.
I'd go there again.
Monday, May 21, 2007
Busy with the builders
The skip's due tomorrow and I don't think I'll have too much trouble filling it.
It's a good thing I was prudent and put the money aside some time ago.
The delay has meant that I've not been to my aunt's house for a while. There's just so much to do there.
Thursday, May 03, 2007
Friday, April 27, 2007
The Roebuck and the New Inn
Monday, April 23, 2007
Busy, busy.
And hayfever sucks.
Thursday, April 12, 2007
The Wierd 24 Movie Meme
1. Name a movie that you have seen more than 10 times.
Lord of the Rings. All three films.
2. Name a movie that you've seen multiple times in the theater.
Star Wars.
3. Name an actor that would make you more inclined to see a movie.
Denzel Washington, Sean Connery, and Alan Rickman for starters.
4. Name an actor that would make you less likely to see a movie.
'Hanoi Jane' Jane Fonda.
5. Name a movie from which you can and do quote.
Aliens, assorted Monty Python.
6. Name a movie musical that you know all of the lyrics to all of the songs.
Nope. Unless you count one of the filmings of Handel's Messiah.
7. Name a movie that you have been known to sing along with.
Nope.
8. Name a movie that you would recommend everyone see.
The Incredibles. Fun for all the family.
9. Name a movie that you own.
I've got many DVDs.
10. Name an actor that launched his/her entertainment career in another medium but who has surprised you with his/her acting chops.
Fred Thompson. Seriously.
11. Have you ever seen a movie in a drive-in? If so, what?
Are there any drive-ins in the U.K.?
12. Ever made out in a movie?
Nope.
13. Name a movie that you keep meaning to see but just haven't yet gotten around to it.
Hot Fuzz.
14. Ever walked out of a movie?
In a cinema? Yes.
15. Name a movie that made you cry in the theater.
Probably most romances. A Tale of Two Cities never fails to bring a tear to my eye.
16. Popcorn?
Iced Water
17. How often do you go to the movies (as opposed to renting them or watching them at home)?
Very variable. I never rent, though.
18. What’s the last movie you saw in the theater?
300. Excellent fun; not terribly historical.
19. What’s your favorite/preferred genre of movie?
Anything that isn't horror. I like action, adventure, romance, comedy, farce, and more. Curiously, I generally only like comedy and farce the first time around.
20. What’s the first movie you remember seeing in the theatre?
No idea.
21. What movie do you wish you had never seen?
The Lair of the White Worm. I saw it at too young an age.
22. What is the weirdest movie you enjoyed?
That would be telling.
23. What is the scariest movie you’ve seen?
I don't actually enjoy horror movies, but I'll make an exception for Alien.
24. What is the funniest movie you’ve seen?
Here my mind goes blank. I've seen plenty of funny movies but I couldn't say which one was the funniest. Seems like some rewatching is in order.
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
Narcotics
In other words, I'm a sad boring young fart. :) And I'm happy to be one.
Thursday, April 05, 2007
Another excellent Fishmongers' do last night
The food was, as ever, spellbindingly good, but it's the first time I've started with ice cream! There was an interesting speech afterwards.
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
I'm free!
Now I've got to decide whether to sell my house or to rent it out. Anyway, I've had the estate agents round and things are looking modestly favourable.
Saturday, March 17, 2007
Tuesday, March 06, 2007
Busy, busy!
Sunday, February 11, 2007
My first hangover!
At 40, I've been drinking alcoholic beverages for 22 years and until this morning had yet to have a hangover. This is probably because I stick to decent stuff and don't drink too much. But last night I was sipping Thatcher's Katy cider and really rather regretted it this morning.
Saturday, February 10, 2007
Thursday, February 01, 2007
Bother said Q
Oh well, a new box has been ordered and will arrive on Saturday. This means I get to spend part of my weekend building a server.
Saturday, January 20, 2007
Friday, January 19, 2007
Fishmongers' Livery Concert
It was a black tie do. We started with Champagne and nibbles, courtesy of Stephen Pini. Then it was off to listen to the Forte String Quartet from the Guildhall School of Music for some Haydn and Tchaikovsky. A break for more drink and nibbles (I had proper lemonade). And back for a piano recital by Anton Lyakhovsky and Toms Ostrovskis who played pieces by Rachmaninov and Lutoslawski. Piano music isn't normally my cup of tea, but the two pianos together made a real difference. I was surprised at how loud they were, even though I was right at the back.
And then we had a buffet supper. Top quality food.
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Saturday, January 13, 2007
Thursday, January 04, 2007
Torchwood finale
Tuesday, January 02, 2007
Predictions for 2007
Now, Misty's made her predictions, I'm going to make mine.
January: Nothing of significance happens; the press get distracted by twin badgers.
February: I get fixed up for a blind date on St.Valentine's Day with a blind Russian shot-putter; being a gentleman, I get her drunk and put her in a taxi home.
March: Excitement about Tony Blair's resignation reaches fever-pitch; TB tells them to fuck off.
April: Showers. The badgers are doing well.
May: Gordon Brown succeeds Tony Blair and calls a quickie election. The skunks topa BBC poll and get proposed as candidates.
June: Elections. Who cares who wins? They're all after my wallet. My MP's a tosser, so I'll probably vote for her best opponent. Round here that would probably be the Monster Raving Loony Party. The badgers almost get elected.
July: Sunshine! My nephew's 5. Damn the rest.
August: More sunshine!
September: Prime Minister Cameron announces that Britain will leave the EU but remain in EFTA.
October: Cameron announces that the UK is negotiating membership of NAFTA.
November: Georgina celebrates her first birthday. Yay!
December: The badgers do what Guy Fawkes failed to do: blow up Parliament. Everyone thinks it's part of some celebration and nobody notices that all the MPs are dead. When it is finally noticed, nobody really cares.
Wednesday, December 27, 2006
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
I've been banned by Samizdata.Net!
Friday, December 15, 2006
A tale of two carol services
The one at work was given by children from a local school and they sang while we had mulled wine and mince pies. The wine was dreadful. The children sang really well, and the carols were a mixture of traditional and modern 'happy-clappy' carols. The traditional carols were excellent, but the modern ones did not take my fancy at all. The music teacherdid a couple of solos and he was crap. He didn't take into account the acoustics of the building at all. And he sang in the happy-clappy manner.
The service in London was excellent: it was full blown service with choristers and traditional carols. The congregation (i.e. us) sang most of the carols but we paused a couple of times and the choristers sang. And they were excellent. Then we repaired to Fishmongers' Hall for nibbles and wine. Lovely.
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Saturday, November 25, 2006
I'm an uncle again
Wednesday, November 15, 2006
Thursday, November 02, 2006
Idiot cyclist
Halloween: nobody came.
There was me all togged up with plenty of chocolate to disburse and nobody came. Not one trick-or-treater. Well, it looks like all that chocolate's for me!
Friday, October 20, 2006
New toy alert!
Sunday, October 15, 2006
Eating out
And I've a new toy on the way.
Friday, October 13, 2006
Friday, September 29, 2006
Ofcom replied
Sunday, September 24, 2006
Holiday!
Digital radio
Monday, August 28, 2006
The Three Things Meme
1. Things that scare me
Bees & wasps & the like.
Creepy-crawlies.
The prospect of long-term loneliness.
2. People who make me laugh
The Two Ronnies.
Yes, Minister.
Actually, most people, really.
3. Things I hate
Bullies
Cruelty
Pettiness.
4. Things I don't understand
How to tell a joke.
Bigotry.
Women.
5. Things I'm doing right now.
Enjoying the day.
Writing this!
Waiting for the kettle to boil
6. Things I want to do before I die
See another eclipse
Learn to fly.
Travel widely.
7. Things I can do
Fix computers (a large hammer helps) & computer-type stuff.
Proofread / copyedit.
Get things done.
8. Ways to describe my personality.
Honest & loving.
Aspergers (near enough).
Different.
9. Things I can't do
Tell jokes.
Spend money recklessly.
Run - much (I'm far too unfit).
10. Things to which you should listen
Classical music.
Other people.
Nature.
11. Things you to which you should never listen
Anyone urging you to do ill.
12. Things I'd like to learn
Women.
To fly a plane.
To skydive.
13. Favourite foods
My mother's cooking
Tzatziki
Roast beef with all the trimmings.
14. Beverages I drink regularly
Coffee / Tea
Water
Wine
15. Shows I watched as a kid
Dr Who
Star Trek
Tom & Jerry.
Sunday, August 27, 2006
So I complained to Ofcom
Saturday, August 26, 2006
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Bad drivers
Thursday, August 10, 2006
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
Tuesday, July 25, 2006
Monday, July 24, 2006
Sunday, July 09, 2006
Thursday, July 06, 2006
Konáll Oakengoat
Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You are strong and tireless, frequently shouldering burdens that would tire lesser men. You might be able to hold your own on the battlefield, but you're no "berserker".
You might grumble a bit at the lack of amenities on board a Viking longboat, but you can handle it. Other Vikings tolerate your presence, though they're not quite sure if they can trust you to fight dirty.
People who've known you for a while don't always trust your word. You sometimes come off as a bit of a snob. Vikings are not snobbish people -- they either like you, or they kill you. Try to be more like a Viking.
Hmmm...
I must blog about the ballet soon.
Monday, July 03, 2006
The joys of Tech Support
But rest assured, I screw up too. But that's a story for a few months' time.
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
Wherein Quartz has a bit of an epiphany on same-sex marriage.
First off, this is a bit of a broad brush: nitpickers can assume that trivial and minor issues are squared away by clever civil servants.
Same sex marriage is a perrenial subject here, one fraught with many difficulties - what if two straight people of the same sex marry? What about inheritance? And so on.
(Just to expand on two straight people of the same sex entering a formal relationship, consider the examples of two batchelors living together, like Holmes and Watson. Or two old war comrades. Or two brothers. Or two spinsters. Or...)
But I contend that these are all side issues, reflextions of the main issues: tax and tax allowances. How can you be fair to same-sex marriages while retaining advantages for other-sex marriages and promoting family values, so you don't get voted out at the next election? I contend that the answer lies in tax. First off, we seperate marriage from partnership - after all, the partners making up the partnership of a law firm aren't married to each other, are they? So marriage becomes a religious concept for those who so believe, and we have a legal concept of a monogamous partnership (sorry, Mormons and Muslims, that's a seperate battle) restricted to next-of-kin status etc.
Now, the key to what we do is permit tax allowances to be transferred one generation up as long as all are on the same property, or down any number of generations to a minor as long as all are on the same property.
In a typical family, we have parents, children, and grandparents. By parent I mean the legal parent (or guardian), not necessarily the biological parent. Currently, it's quite expensive to have a grandparent in the home, despite the help they can provide with children, because parents can't make use of their tax allowances. Equally, parents may be looking after a grown-up child or grandparent who has become incapacitated. So we're making it fancially easier for people to care for family members, thus reducing the strain on Social Services / Welfare and promoting the family to boot.
So consider the canonical family of a working man, non-working woman, their two children, and one grandparent in an annexe. The woman can transfer her allowance to the children, as can the grandparent, who can transfer their allowances, plus their mother's and their grandparent's, to the man. The family's tax allowances are therefore concentrated in the hands of the breadwinner. Now consider the case of two people in a partnership, no matter the sex, with no children: they are no better or worse off financially than if they were not in a partnership, but still reap the other benefits and have the same responsibilities.Consider now the modern canonical dysfunctional family: a working man and a non-working or low-wage woman in partnership, several children of the woman by different men where the working man is not her legal partner. The woman can get the allowances from her children but the working man - and thus the family as a whole - cannot benefit because he is not the legal partner of the woman and thus not the legal guardian of the children and so much of the allowance is lost. So there is considerable financial encouragement to enter a formal relationship, thus enhancing family stability. This also encourages women who were in highly paid work to take time off to have children because their full allowances are put to good use. Again, consider a same-sex couple who have adopted two children: they are in almost the same situation as the first family (no grandparent). Now, the perspicacious will spot that a couple with children will benefit identically financially whether they're partners or not. This is indeed the case, but the couple will not benefit from being legally considered partners.
Inheritance tax? You follow a similar rubric: instead of a person's estate having a tax-free allowance, each inheritor (including the partner) has an allowance, and related inheritors can give other inheritors all or part of their allowances.
To me, this seems like a simple and elegant solution which not only squares the circle of same-sex marriage but promotes social harmony and welfare
Now, it hasn't been done, so I'm obviously being hare-brained and missing something, but what?
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
Bar review: the Peppercorn in Harpenden
I've just got back from dining at The Peppercorn. It's just been refurbished, so I thought it worth a go. The cider there is decently priced - £2.45 for a pint - but the interior decor is entirely unremarkable. I didn't notice anything of interest. The menu was short and expensive, with few of the usual bar staples. I ordered the lamb chops - £12.95 - and opted to eat outside since it's such a lovely evening. After sufficient time for two long phone calls, the food arrived: three modest lamb chops with a roundel of potato in the middle and a scattering of beans, spring onions, and peas. It wasn't hot. But it was moderately tasty.
Eating outside was a mistake: there was insufficient insulation against the road (granted I was sat next to the hedge, but I'd earlier sat further away with no difference). This is unlike the Old Bell, a few hundred yards up the road where you can sit outside and not be bothered. And the view from the Old Bell is great too.
The price of the food did not match the quality, nor the quality of the place. If you want to eat well in Harpenden, go to the Old Bell. you'll eat better in a better place for less. Likewise the Wyvern in Luton, which is in staggering distance for me.
Sunday, May 21, 2006
Tuesday, May 09, 2006
Global warming bigots
Bollocks to the lot of them.
Wednesday, May 03, 2006
I passed!
Monday, April 24, 2006
Fox cubs
Of course, foxes can be pests, as any shepherd will tell you, and if I had a shotgun, they'd be fox-fur by now.
Sunday, April 16, 2006
Thursday, April 13, 2006
Friday, March 31, 2006
United Guilds service
It was a good, short, service, with Cardinal Cormac Murphy O'Connor preaching from the pulpit. He told lots of jokes but this was probably the best:
He and a friend were travelling in Ireland and came to a village. The village had two inns, so the question arose as to at which should they eat? So they asked a local; who, after sucking on his pipe and putting it down said, "Whichever one you choose, you'll wish you'd chosen the other."
Thursday, March 30, 2006
A cunning plan.
Tuesday, March 28, 2006
New toys!
First up is the corkscrew keyfob. Collapses down to a cylinder when not in use so it doesn't make a hole in your pocket.
Next up is a mini-tool. Sort of like a Leatherman (TM) but about the size of a 50p piece. This is actually one that's better for the ladies as it can be easily slipped into a purse and extracted when your glasses need adjusting, the kid's toy needs a new battery or whatever.
The Eon Ice credit-card torch is incredibly cool. It went straight in my wallet.
I was disappinted with the 'glowing keyfob': it didn't really glow that much. Maybe I need to give it a little time?
Put aside for later were the knife and steel and the lantern torch. Okay, I did test that the former really could produce sparks.
Monday, March 27, 2006
So XP died on me
I've had to do a repair install and it's looking good so far.
But why does it happen when I've just finished Far Cry?
Sunday, March 26, 2006
Hands free kit
Thursday, March 23, 2006
I shouldn't have tempted fate
It's back.
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
Saturday, March 11, 2006
Thursday, March 09, 2006
Driving while using a mobile phone
Wednesday, March 08, 2006
Saturday, March 04, 2006
Apparently, I'm 'defiantly independent'
But I couldn't stop laughing throughout the day.
Thursday, March 02, 2006
An evening at Fishmongers' Hall
So, I left work early to get togged up in my dinner jacket, only to find that I couldn't find my bow tie. You can't wear a dinner jacket without a bow tie. Fortunately, I was able to dig out my old school bow tie: twenty-five years old and a bit dusty, but it sufficed.
The journey up to London was quick but cold, and we were quickly welcomed with Pol Roger Champagne, or proper, freshly made, lemonade for those not imbibing. I met all sorts of people, including someone new to Fishmongers' Hall and showed him the dagger with which Sir William Walworth, Prime Warden of Fishmongers, slew Wat Tyler in 1381. There was also the Master of the Leathersellers, and some people from the British Shellfish Association.
Dinner followed, dreamed up by master chef Stephen Pini. My starter was lobster with a confit of crab and prawns. Delicious. Then there was a mussel broth with teriyaki salmon with a quenelle of watercress and greek yoghurt. Very creamy and utterly gorgeous. The wine was a Meursault-Genevrieres. The main course was a supreme of guinea fowl and basil, wrapped in parma ham, in a very rich shallot and calvados sauce. I found the guinea fowl rather bland on its own, but it provided a superrb base for the others, and the ensemble was simply wonderful. And swished down with a rather good Ch. Calon-Segur 1990. Then came the desert and then the speeches. The Prime Warden's guest (though actually a Fishmonger himself) was Major Sir Michael Parker, K.C.V.O., C.B.E, and while his speech got off to a bit of a shaky start, he soon warmed to his theme and it was really rather good.
We then retired for more drinks.
I should explain that dinner is served on a huge assembly of a table shaped like a U with a spur up the middle. The Prime Warden sits at the head of the U, presiding over the assembly. My dining companions were most congenial and included a retired microbiologist, an an ex-marine, and a Channel Islander.
The only downer was that my guest couldn't make it - scared of being in a dinner jacket - and no-one else wanted to come!
After that, things went downhill: they'd cancelled the d*mn trains. So there was me expecting to catch the 23:45 from London Bridge, only to have to trek across London and catch a train at one-ish which took the long way home. I got home about 02:30. Unsurprisingly, I was rather late in to work in the morning!
The Renter Warden, the Clerk, Stephen Pini, and the rest of the staff really pushed out the boat and it was a wonderful experience.
Sunday, February 26, 2006
Domino's new Fajita pizza
Monday, February 20, 2006
The Yellow Peril also save from peril
Thursday, February 02, 2006
6 weeks and no update
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
140 bottles sitting in the hall...
I was very delayed by the events at Buncefield and missed my train by a whisker, but the staff were very helpful and re-arranged my booking. The return journey was also delayed - by an hour - due to an incident. No details, alas.
I visited Cité Europe where I got the plonk, then beetled round to Auchun for the better stuff, though I found myself rather disappointed with the lack of the good names. Never mind - I'll visit the right places next year.
I was bl**dy knackered after carry all those boxes from my car into the house. So I cracked open a can of cider!
Tuesday, December 06, 2005
Sunday, December 04, 2005
Saturday, December 03, 2005
Holiday!
We had the works Christmas do last night and we went to an Indian restaurant in Harpenden and it was very good. Well done Gareth! Good company, good food, good drink - for what more can one ask? I've been regretting it today, of course - spicy food doesn't really agree with me - but tonight's steak and chips should settle things down.
Saturday, November 26, 2005
I have been so angry
This is work-related so I have to be discreet
Everyone agreed that it was a good idea, so why can't people get their bloody fingers out and get someone to help me?
GRRR!!
Thank goodness it's the weekend.
Saturday, November 19, 2005
Friday, November 18, 2005
It's been a hard week
Friday, November 11, 2005
Armistice day
At the going down of the sun.
If I should die, think only this of me:
That there's some corner of a foreign field
That is for ever England.
There shall beIn that rich earth a richer dust concealed;
A dust whom England bore, shaped, made aware,
Gave, once, her flowers to love, her ways to roam,
A body of England's, breathing English air,
Washed by the rivers, blest by suns of home.
And think, this heart, all evil shed away,
A pulse in the eternal mind, no less
Gives somewhere back the thoughts by England given;
Her sights and sounds; dreams happy as her day;
And laughter, learnt of friends; and gentleness,
In hearts at peace, under an English heaven.
Rupert Brooke, War Sonnet V, The Soldier
Sunday, November 06, 2005
I almost lost my father
He severely grazed his face. Fortunately the grazing by his eye didn't break - that can be very bloody. When he came to, he decided to walk home - only a few miles, but he is nearly 80. There were no taxis and he didn't have the means to call one.Fortunately it was a warm night, otherwise he'd be dead of exposure, either from when he knocked himself out or during the walk home.I'm much relieved that he got home safely. He now looks like he's gone a few rounds with Mike Tyson.
Wednesday, November 02, 2005
Sunday, October 30, 2005
Car problems
I think it's the gearbox because if I put the car in neutral, the noises disappear. My car didn't used to do this. It's done less than 30K miles. It normally does 30 miles a week, with the odd 100-mile trip. What's happenned?
Saturday, October 22, 2005
Sunday, October 16, 2005
Nano Review: Hero
And everyone dies.
Saturday, October 01, 2005
Sunday, September 25, 2005
Review: Van Helsing
Thursday, September 22, 2005
This is a copy of a post I made on the SDMB.
Is it just me, or could NASA's new moonshot program be easily improved? The idea of sending up the crew seperately to the transit vehicle is good and cool, but would it not be better to repeat the exercise at the other end as well? I mean that there should be a station in lunar-stationary orbit with which the transit vehicle docks, then the astronauts transfer to a landing vehicle and descend to the lunar surface, returning with the whole vehicle to the the station in lunar orbit, transfer back to the transit module, then back to Earth - or to a station in Earth orbit and then back to Earth.
I see a number of key advantages:
Nothing left on the lunar surface - a longer term cost-saving.
Transit vehicle is also re-used - another cost saving.
Fuel for the landers and transit vehicle can be sent seperately.
The stations can have multiple landers and transit vehicles attached - handy for rescues. And other emergencies.
The station can be used to build a test beanstalk. I mean, we're not going to build the first one on Earth, are we?
Monday, September 19, 2005
Goodwood Revival
But why are people such numpties on the road? I was tailgated by some idiot whose numberplate ended in VNU in some BMW(?) penis-extension, and a kid almost autoDarwinated in front of me. That resulted in a visit to the local police station.
Oh well...